First Best Thing

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Say what you like about "Jersey Shore", but there is no denying that it is unequivocally entertaining and a fantastic source of previously unheard lexicon.  Thanks to these kids we now use terms such as "T-shirt time", "GTL", "DTF", "Grenade", "do sex", etc. Since this blog was inspired by a Deena gem, I thought I would dedicate the first post to her and her fellow Guidos and Guidettes from the show.  Here are some other Jersey Shore words to live by:


Nothing like a nice herpe to ruin the party.
– Pauly D


You're the worst argument person ever.
– The Situation


I've dranken a lot more than I drank tonight.
– Ronnie


[While sitting in the fridge] I have to poop.
– Snooki


It could be dangerous to the health.
– Sammi


Seaside's so beautiful, look at the garbage.
– Pauly D


I'm definitely not a saint. If I probably walked through church, I'd fing burst into flames, to be honest with you.
– Ronnie


[From the current season which takes place in Florence]:
Deena: What's that church called? ... It starts with a V. Vatican?
Ronnie: Vatican. That's the one that Leonardo da Vinci painted with his hands.
Vinny: I'm pretty sure it was Michelangelo.


(Thanks to NYMAG.COM and TVFANATIC.COM)