New Fizzy Drink Called AIR

Have you heard of this stuff?







It's called Air and is only 95 calories.  Only 4% alcohol, so maybe not the one to choose if you want to get wasteypants, but it also won't dehydrate you as much!


It's totes going on the BEST ALCOHOL-RELATED INVENTIONS along with Baggy Winecoat and Stacked.

Bye-bye Spider, Hello Guilt

I killed a spider today, and I felt really guilty about it afterwards.

OLYMPICS!

I'M EXCITED FOR THE OLYMPICS TO START TONIGHT!!


Here are some photos from past Beer Olympics we used to host when I lived in Hollywood:

WHOOOOHOOOOO!!!

it's not beer olympics without Beer Pong

we lost our twister mat, but of course that didn't stop us from playing some Jell-O Shot Twister

right hand on yellow = 1 yellow jell-o shot

Dave still holds the record for most medals won

Becca (not sure which nation she was representing) takes a medal!

one thing's for sure: Kate is the most epically skilled Survivor Flip Cup player i've ever seen

ridiculously dangerous but hilarious Equestrian event

not the last time Dave would jump in the pool fully clothed

Denmark takes a gold too!

i don't remember the significance of the crowns

one of my all-time favorite pictures

Events not pictured:

• Ice-Cube-Tray-Relay

Actually, that's it.

What's your favorite Olympic event?

My Brain is Tired

My brain has reached its daily quota and it's only noon.

image source: zazzle.com